Post by Beta 112 on May 26, 2009 23:15:19 GMT -5
So anyway, so one day I was asked "So what do the marines talk about when their commanders back is turned" of course they didn't mean marines. They meant the soldiers in ym writing, since I usually write from the CO's POV. Anyway, this is what I came up with. It was wild to write.
Rellik watched as Ursha took his seat, settling himself down into a seeming comfortable position, while still retaining his complete composure in front of his political adversary. He admired them as they began to talk. Rellik wasn’t one that you would call stupid, perhaps because you were afraid too, but Rellik wasn’t dumb, nor was he smart. Rellik had the perfect amount of intelligence for his job, which entailed shooting anything that moved and then figuring out exactly what had been doing the moving.
But this was different, he was just watching now, and he was smart enough to recognize the gentle plays on words and subtle threats, it was like a verbal game of chess. Taking place between the two envoys, Rellik forced himself to look away.
Well of course he didn’t actually look away, he just looked at something else on the screen before him. His mechanized armor had been locked in place for the time being, and all he could really see was the screen inside of it.
So the head didn’t move, showing no one else but him his sign of being uncomfortable with people so much smarter than him. Instead he focused on people undoubted dumber than him, the two opposing mechanized armor systems facing him. The potential enemies guards. f**king idiots, Rellik glared at him, again only he would know it, for several seconds before he was interrupted.
“d**n that one pale motherf**ker” said a voice in his ear, Kidima on the private channel.
“Who?” he asked confused, the other mechanized’s were solid black.
“The envoy dumbsh*t” said Kidima slightly annoyed.
Rellik looked back down at the envoy and Ursha. Kidima was right, he was one pale motherf**ker. Of course Ursha wasn’t the strongest of looking people either, but at least he didn’t look like a dead body that had been laying in the water for three days,
“d**n, you’re right, you think he knows what the sun is?”
“Hell no, he’s like a f**king vampire!”
“Hmm…” began Rellik “I wonder if they meant that to be intimidating or something..”
“Yeah right!” said Kidima gleefully “I could blast the motherf**ker in half-a-second. Plus, if they throw down right now, I have my life savings on Ursha”
“Kidima, if the envoys start fighting, we won’t have any time to place bets”
“Yeah, that’s why I’m setting my bet in advance. Well actually if they threw down right now I’d just take the excuse to cap the vampo, I really want to know if he bleeds white-out”
“That was the most f**ked up think I have heard since you told be about your sexual fantasies”
“Please, that doesn’t even come close to what I would do to you mother”
“Oh yeah, speaking of whi-”
“Whoa!” interrupted Kidima “Talking about anally raping your mother reminded you of something, now that’s f**ked up”
“No, you f**king pervert bastard, I was going to say that you know that all their Mecha’s are female operators?” replied Rellik hastily.
“Oh, are you sure because… Wait! You mean those two across from us are chicks?”
“Yeah”
“Really?”
“Really”
“Wait, wouldn’t their armor system look different though?”
“No, why?” said Relli, confused, why in the hell would armor systems differ based on gender.
“Fir their tits man!”
“Dude! You pilot a f**king mech!”
“So?”
“You of all people should know that tits would not make a difference in a cockpit!” explained Rellik exasperated.
Rellik looked around his cockpit, it wasn’t spacious, but there was at least a foot of space between him and the angular walls of his armored prison. This was, of course, not counting the hydraulic steel shafts and braces attached to his every piece of being, the parts that moved the mechanized armor to mimic his movement.
“Oh yeah…” replied Kidima distantly, as if he saw only now in retrospect that it wouldn’t make a difference.
Rellik looked back down at the negotiators, they were saying something about nuclear weapons and anti proliferation treaties, but he didn’t really care, he was too busy wondering what tits on a mechanized armor system would look like.
Rellik watched as Ursha took his seat, settling himself down into a seeming comfortable position, while still retaining his complete composure in front of his political adversary. He admired them as they began to talk. Rellik wasn’t one that you would call stupid, perhaps because you were afraid too, but Rellik wasn’t dumb, nor was he smart. Rellik had the perfect amount of intelligence for his job, which entailed shooting anything that moved and then figuring out exactly what had been doing the moving.
But this was different, he was just watching now, and he was smart enough to recognize the gentle plays on words and subtle threats, it was like a verbal game of chess. Taking place between the two envoys, Rellik forced himself to look away.
Well of course he didn’t actually look away, he just looked at something else on the screen before him. His mechanized armor had been locked in place for the time being, and all he could really see was the screen inside of it.
So the head didn’t move, showing no one else but him his sign of being uncomfortable with people so much smarter than him. Instead he focused on people undoubted dumber than him, the two opposing mechanized armor systems facing him. The potential enemies guards. f**king idiots, Rellik glared at him, again only he would know it, for several seconds before he was interrupted.
“d**n that one pale motherf**ker” said a voice in his ear, Kidima on the private channel.
“Who?” he asked confused, the other mechanized’s were solid black.
“The envoy dumbsh*t” said Kidima slightly annoyed.
Rellik looked back down at the envoy and Ursha. Kidima was right, he was one pale motherf**ker. Of course Ursha wasn’t the strongest of looking people either, but at least he didn’t look like a dead body that had been laying in the water for three days,
“d**n, you’re right, you think he knows what the sun is?”
“Hell no, he’s like a f**king vampire!”
“Hmm…” began Rellik “I wonder if they meant that to be intimidating or something..”
“Yeah right!” said Kidima gleefully “I could blast the motherf**ker in half-a-second. Plus, if they throw down right now, I have my life savings on Ursha”
“Kidima, if the envoys start fighting, we won’t have any time to place bets”
“Yeah, that’s why I’m setting my bet in advance. Well actually if they threw down right now I’d just take the excuse to cap the vampo, I really want to know if he bleeds white-out”
“That was the most f**ked up think I have heard since you told be about your sexual fantasies”
“Please, that doesn’t even come close to what I would do to you mother”
“Oh yeah, speaking of whi-”
“Whoa!” interrupted Kidima “Talking about anally raping your mother reminded you of something, now that’s f**ked up”
“No, you f**king pervert bastard, I was going to say that you know that all their Mecha’s are female operators?” replied Rellik hastily.
“Oh, are you sure because… Wait! You mean those two across from us are chicks?”
“Yeah”
“Really?”
“Really”
“Wait, wouldn’t their armor system look different though?”
“No, why?” said Relli, confused, why in the hell would armor systems differ based on gender.
“Fir their tits man!”
“Dude! You pilot a f**king mech!”
“So?”
“You of all people should know that tits would not make a difference in a cockpit!” explained Rellik exasperated.
Rellik looked around his cockpit, it wasn’t spacious, but there was at least a foot of space between him and the angular walls of his armored prison. This was, of course, not counting the hydraulic steel shafts and braces attached to his every piece of being, the parts that moved the mechanized armor to mimic his movement.
“Oh yeah…” replied Kidima distantly, as if he saw only now in retrospect that it wouldn’t make a difference.
Rellik looked back down at the negotiators, they were saying something about nuclear weapons and anti proliferation treaties, but he didn’t really care, he was too busy wondering what tits on a mechanized armor system would look like.
