Post by Anjel on Feb 25, 2009 22:03:27 GMT -5
^^ Hey everyone, this is my first story so go easy on it will you? Hopefully this will be an encouragement to all of you who have wanted to join the PA!
People: Steve the Pizza Guy, Chastity, and Amy
People mentioned: None
Staff:
Special Agent Starr: "Your under arrest, Bella! No more will you steal cookies from special agents!! Wait, I'm the only special agent, aren't I?..."
Intern Anjela: "Yeah! Let’s get this party started j-pop style!"
The Story: The Wrong Pizza
Special Agent Starr sat with a pipe in her mouth and leaned against the window. She glanced at her new assistant who tried to draw her portrait.
“Are you almost done?” she asked, pretending to be bored.
Anjela nodded and continued quietly before the door slammed open. They both jumped a bit surprised at the cold air as two girls walked in with the lingering smell of pizza.
“Hey! Stop painting, we’ve got a huge problem!” shouted the first one.
Starr coughed violently in the corner as she tried to get the pipe out of her throat.
“Oh, I’m not the detective, I’m just an assistant. See, I’m drawing a picture to go above her desk-“ Anjela paused watching as a pipe flew past the girl’s head and stuck her ponytail to the wall.
“What are you tryin’ to do kill me?! Can’t you see I’m on my lunch break?! Now what do you want?” Starr asked stealing a glance at her portrait sketch.
The other girl stepped up nervously and bowed.
“My name is Chastity and this is my sister Amy. We’re here because a pizza guy got our order wrong and charged us anyway… he’s in the hallway though because he’s afraid of Amy…” she said sadly.
Starr pointed at her pipe irritated and Anjela cheerfully went to get it for her.
“It was three dollars over the actual price and he put mushrooms on them! I don’t like fungus on my pizza! Get that pipe outta my hair!” Amy shouted.
Anjela glanced at her with a flash of anger. She took a pair of scissors and smiled again.
“Right away.” She replied.
“Oh, so the pizza guy’s here now? Let’s see him. Anjela, please throw this trash out on your way.” she added.
Anjela nodded and pushed Amy out to let the pizza guy inside.
“Dude, like she seriously scares me.” The guy said.
“This is Steve… the delivery guy from Mama Pizzeria.” Chastity said cheerfully.
Starr looked at him and shrugged.
“So what, why are you here? Unless you have pizza you better have a good reason for showing up.” She said, crossing her arms.
Steve frowned a bit and grew angry. “Look man, I didn’t want to come here! That girl is crazy and I feel bad when Chastity cries. Plus I’m late for work! SO DON’T COME YELLING AT ME!” he shouted.
Starr jumped, but retaliated. “WELL DON’T YELL AT ME, I’M NOT THE GUY IN THE STUPID PIZZA UNIFORM! NOW WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR?!” Starr asked.
Steve sighed and started his story. “I got a call from their house saying they wanted a pepperoni pizza with onions. Except after that Amy changed her order and then they wanted other kinds of pizzas: sausage and jalapeños, pineapple and extra cheese, anchovies. The argument was all so overwhelming and then Chastity…” Steve turned to her and smiled sadly. “…started crying. Amy took the phone and said they’d finally settled on mushrooms. I brought it. That’s all. I think Chastity is the victim here. She’s so…”
“Get out; Amy’s at least less sickening than you two.” Starr interrupted.
Chastity glanced at her, as if she would cry again but Starr started dancing the Salsa.
“So that’s your story too right Chastity?” Starr asked.
Chastity agreed as Starr pointed at the door. “Anjela, you can bring Amy in now.” she called.
Anjela opened the door and pushed Amy back in the room. She was quieter this time as she fearfully watched Anjela.
“This won’t take as long. Amy’s calmed down a bit since last time right?” she said cheerfully.
Starr pointed at Amy thoughtfully as she started.
“Um… I was sitting on my couch while Chastity was cleaning up and I got hungry. So then I told her to go order a pizza. She was talking to the stupid pizza guy-“
“You know, I don’t like helping mean people. What is Amy doing here again?” she asked, going over to the window and poising.
Anjela took her pencil and started sketching again.
“Seriously Starr… anyway I told her to go order the pizza again because it doesn’t take her ten minutes to order one pizza. I was trying to be nice by giving her two minutes to finish the flirting but when she kept it up I had to put an end to it. I snatched the phone and told him to bring a pepperoni, olive, and onion pizza. She likes onions, I like olives, and we both like pepperonis. I was being generous since she paid for it.” She said.
Anjela chuckled as Starr rolled her eyes.
“What a nice big sister.” She said sarcastically.
“Well, when the guy got there he came by with this nasty smelling pizza. Mushrooms and anchovies were all over the place. I thought I was going to barf.” She said disgusted. “And knowing that I’m allergic to mushrooms Chastity started getting all nervous. The idiot could have killed me.”
Anjela and Starr glanced at each other suspiciously.
“I’ve figured this case out and Amy, you’re-“ Starr paused, going into her bag for a cookie. Seeing that there were no more she got her wallet and handed Anjela a five. “Do you mind going to buy more cookies? Your day’s pay is in there.” She said cheerfully.
Anjela nodded, and quickly rushed to the nearby coffee shop.
Starr can’t think on an empty stomach so can you figure this out while she waits for her dinner? Is Amy a jerk who likes making people waste their gas money or is Steve just a pizza guy who’s hard of hearing? Maybe it's something else entirely?
People: Steve the Pizza Guy, Chastity, and Amy
People mentioned: None
Staff:
Special Agent Starr: "Your under arrest, Bella! No more will you steal cookies from special agents!! Wait, I'm the only special agent, aren't I?..."
Intern Anjela: "Yeah! Let’s get this party started j-pop style!"
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The Story: The Wrong Pizza
Special Agent Starr sat with a pipe in her mouth and leaned against the window. She glanced at her new assistant who tried to draw her portrait.
“Are you almost done?” she asked, pretending to be bored.
Anjela nodded and continued quietly before the door slammed open. They both jumped a bit surprised at the cold air as two girls walked in with the lingering smell of pizza.
“Hey! Stop painting, we’ve got a huge problem!” shouted the first one.
Starr coughed violently in the corner as she tried to get the pipe out of her throat.
“Oh, I’m not the detective, I’m just an assistant. See, I’m drawing a picture to go above her desk-“ Anjela paused watching as a pipe flew past the girl’s head and stuck her ponytail to the wall.
“What are you tryin’ to do kill me?! Can’t you see I’m on my lunch break?! Now what do you want?” Starr asked stealing a glance at her portrait sketch.
The other girl stepped up nervously and bowed.
“My name is Chastity and this is my sister Amy. We’re here because a pizza guy got our order wrong and charged us anyway… he’s in the hallway though because he’s afraid of Amy…” she said sadly.
Starr pointed at her pipe irritated and Anjela cheerfully went to get it for her.
“It was three dollars over the actual price and he put mushrooms on them! I don’t like fungus on my pizza! Get that pipe outta my hair!” Amy shouted.
Anjela glanced at her with a flash of anger. She took a pair of scissors and smiled again.
“Right away.” She replied.
“Oh, so the pizza guy’s here now? Let’s see him. Anjela, please throw this trash out on your way.” she added.
Anjela nodded and pushed Amy out to let the pizza guy inside.
“Dude, like she seriously scares me.” The guy said.
“This is Steve… the delivery guy from Mama Pizzeria.” Chastity said cheerfully.
Starr looked at him and shrugged.
“So what, why are you here? Unless you have pizza you better have a good reason for showing up.” She said, crossing her arms.
Steve frowned a bit and grew angry. “Look man, I didn’t want to come here! That girl is crazy and I feel bad when Chastity cries. Plus I’m late for work! SO DON’T COME YELLING AT ME!” he shouted.
Starr jumped, but retaliated. “WELL DON’T YELL AT ME, I’M NOT THE GUY IN THE STUPID PIZZA UNIFORM! NOW WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR?!” Starr asked.
Steve sighed and started his story. “I got a call from their house saying they wanted a pepperoni pizza with onions. Except after that Amy changed her order and then they wanted other kinds of pizzas: sausage and jalapeños, pineapple and extra cheese, anchovies. The argument was all so overwhelming and then Chastity…” Steve turned to her and smiled sadly. “…started crying. Amy took the phone and said they’d finally settled on mushrooms. I brought it. That’s all. I think Chastity is the victim here. She’s so…”
“Get out; Amy’s at least less sickening than you two.” Starr interrupted.
Chastity glanced at her, as if she would cry again but Starr started dancing the Salsa.
“So that’s your story too right Chastity?” Starr asked.
Chastity agreed as Starr pointed at the door. “Anjela, you can bring Amy in now.” she called.
Anjela opened the door and pushed Amy back in the room. She was quieter this time as she fearfully watched Anjela.
“This won’t take as long. Amy’s calmed down a bit since last time right?” she said cheerfully.
Starr pointed at Amy thoughtfully as she started.
“Um… I was sitting on my couch while Chastity was cleaning up and I got hungry. So then I told her to go order a pizza. She was talking to the stupid pizza guy-“
“You know, I don’t like helping mean people. What is Amy doing here again?” she asked, going over to the window and poising.
Anjela took her pencil and started sketching again.
“Seriously Starr… anyway I told her to go order the pizza again because it doesn’t take her ten minutes to order one pizza. I was trying to be nice by giving her two minutes to finish the flirting but when she kept it up I had to put an end to it. I snatched the phone and told him to bring a pepperoni, olive, and onion pizza. She likes onions, I like olives, and we both like pepperonis. I was being generous since she paid for it.” She said.
Anjela chuckled as Starr rolled her eyes.
“What a nice big sister.” She said sarcastically.
“Well, when the guy got there he came by with this nasty smelling pizza. Mushrooms and anchovies were all over the place. I thought I was going to barf.” She said disgusted. “And knowing that I’m allergic to mushrooms Chastity started getting all nervous. The idiot could have killed me.”
Anjela and Starr glanced at each other suspiciously.
“I’ve figured this case out and Amy, you’re-“ Starr paused, going into her bag for a cookie. Seeing that there were no more she got her wallet and handed Anjela a five. “Do you mind going to buy more cookies? Your day’s pay is in there.” She said cheerfully.
Anjela nodded, and quickly rushed to the nearby coffee shop.
Starr can’t think on an empty stomach so can you figure this out while she waits for her dinner? Is Amy a jerk who likes making people waste their gas money or is Steve just a pizza guy who’s hard of hearing? Maybe it's something else entirely?
