The crazy cheater (Mystery PA case 2)

[Overlord Starr]

I'm going to try and put the staff (Me right now, but it should be easier this way for now....) in the story. If it works out, then future staff can be put in here. ^^

Also, ;D I'm going to try and put a little mystery in here. See if you can figure out whose lying. ;D


People: Abigail & Ross
People mentioned: He & her (SA Starr: WHY WON'T THEY SAY WHO THEY ARE?!?! DX )
Staff: Special Agent Starr: "Your under arrest, Bella! No more will you steal cookies from special agents!! Wait, I'm the only special agent, aren't I?..."

The Story: The crazy cheater

Special Agent Starr was sitting in her office one stormy night....Eating a simple donuts in the dark, and drinking coffee...

"STARR!!" She jumped so much the coffee went flying and her donuts fell. Her eyes went red and she stood up, releasing the blinds that held a stormy background and revealed a sunny, bright day. She turned her sound track of a storm off and marched to the door.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!" She boomed, "I WAS TRYING TO TELL A DRAMATIC STORY WITH EVEN THE STORMY BACKGROUND!!!" A girl jumped back only to yell back at her.

"WELL I'M SORRY THAT YOU'RE TOO BUSY GETTING HIGH ON COFFEE THAT YOU DON'T CARE TO DO YOUR JOB AND HELP ME WITH MY PROBLEM!!" Starr jumped back.

"A-A-ABIGAIL!!! JUST BECAUSE I GET A LITTLE HYPER DOESN'T MEAN I'M-" She cut herself off, "Y-YOU MADE ME SPILL MY COFFEE!!!" Abigail jumped.

"Oh, I'm sorry." She said sarcastically, "Are you burned?"

Starr regrettably shook her head and Abigail laughed.

"JUST HURRY UP AND TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG SO THAT I CAN GET THE CAT OUT OF THE TREE ALREADY!!" Abigail jumped again. She asked Starr thousands of times to get her cat out of a tree since she was scared of heights.

"I-Its about Ross....H-He....k-k-k-k-k-k-"

"JUST TELL ME ALREADY ABOUT YOUR FRICKEN BOYFRIEND!!" Starr hates relationships, even though she can't help but go goo-gaa over boys.

"He...he kissed...k-ki-"

"I heard you already." Starr went quiet, "Tell me your story...."

Abigail nodded, "Well, I was coming back from shopping with my friend-"

"Boy or girl?"

"Boy"

"Case solved. Go home. All a misunderstand-"

"Let me finish you cracker!!!!" Starr glared at her, but was silent.

"I was coming home from shopping with my friend-"

"So you told-"

"and I come to see Ross k-kissing her in a tree....I wanted to attack them, rip her head off and dunk it in salt-"

"Salt's random. I'm glad you're trying to keep me from boredum-"

"I wasn't kidding...Salt hurts....a lot..."

"Wow...You speak from experience..."

"....." Starr sticks out her tongue happily before she continues.

"But, I can't climb, so....."

"What's your opinion of Ross?"

"Well, he's cu-"

"Shut up..." Starr said, "I mean his personality...."

"Oh...Well, sweet, but really annoying when I tell him things."

"How?"

"Well.....He seems uncaring...."

Starr nods, "I wonder why....." She says sarcastically and pretends to be falling asleep while standing up. Abigail glares.

"LISTEN TO ME!" she yells, and Starr laughs.

"Whateva~~" Starr sings and begins to dance like a disco girl. Abigail can't help but laugh until she sternly continues the interview.

"How did you feel?"

"What? Ehh...upset....angry....That's all." Starr frowns.

"That's all? Well, you're lousy! I think I want a refund." Abigail blinks.

"Refund? You paid me?"

"You destroyed my donuts...." Abigail sighs and the two walk into her office. However, just as they get in and close the door, the door swings open, slamming Starr into the wall, hidden from sight while Abigail stood right there in front of someone.

"A-Abigail..."

"R-R-Rooss...." She shyly said, trying to hiss angrily.

"Why?" Abigail blinks.

"Why what? Don't stop mid sentence, Ross."

"I didn't....I said....Why.....Why did you get so.....no, when did you get to be such a cheater?"

"Cheater? CHEATER?!?!" Abigail fumed, almost crying of anger, "YOU KISSED HER AND SAY I CHEATED?!?! ROSS, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A JERK!!"

Ross glared, "Only because you were in that tree with him!"

Starr stares, totally forgotten from behind the door, wishing she had donuts and her sleeping bag. Only romance mangas, anime, and books ever interested her when it came to love.

"Wait, whose him and her? Why are they not saying any names?!?!" Starr screamed in her head like a girl wanting gossip.

"I was shopping!"

"Before that!"

"I was-" She trailed off and went quiet.

"A-alright...I'll admit it..." Starr hears this and swings the door shut, revealing her once more. Ross jumps in surprise, but not enough to miss the door.

"What was that for?!?!"

"Pay back, Ross, pay back. Live with it. but, I've solved this case! And the person to buy donuts is-"

The electricity goes out, and now you must figure out who the guilty person. Hurry before Starr steals the show with her drunk coffeeness!!!!

SA Starr: I DO NOT GET HIGH ON COFFEE DANG IT!!!




WHOOT! I'M SOOO COOL! THAT'S SPECIAL AGENT STARR FOR YA! Anyways, ;D I think I'll split it into two different ones. One for debates (Like the last one I did) and mystery ones (like this). ;D Ok?

[Overlord Starr]

I'll tell you one thing, the hint is something Ross said and something the 'narrator' said in the text ^^

Actually, Abigail says it too.

[Animebella]

I say it's a complete misunderstanding!!! I think Ross jusmped to conclusions. In the matter of seeing Abigail and this other boy just out shopping, he jumps to conclusions because he was jealous! So he goes to kiss another girl to make up for it hoping to make Abby jealous. In the end they were both wrong because it wasn't a date or anything Abby was just out shopping... mmmm...least I don't think it was.. SECOND THOUGHTS!!!.... Mmm... nevermind, I stand by my answer!

[Anjel]

First off, Abigail is the cheater! And second, she should pay for donuts. She did interrupt a perfectly dramatic sence after all. Anyway…
Abigal is totally the cheater! She admitted it and everything! *rewinds tape*

“”I was shopping!"
"Before that!"
"I was-" She trailed off and went quiet.
"A-alright...I'll admit it..." Starr hears this and swings the door shut, revealing her once more.””

Ha ha, I’d give a more thorough answer but I’m engrossed in an epic battle between good and evil! ((I must go and water my flowers in animal crossing!)) So for now I’ll leave it at this…

[Overlord Starr]

Keep on comming, y'all! I'll end this....saturday at 9. ^^ until then, KEEP ON COMING~~

Alright. More hints:

Abigail scared....Ross, however, seems to have forgotten~~~

[Overlord Starr]

"Ross, I hope you got a 10 in your pocket, because I want my donuts NOW!" Ross jumps.

"W-what do you mean Starr?!?!"

"No, no, NO, Rossy-poo!~ Its Special Agent Starr to criminals like you!!~" she chimed and giggled.

"W-wait, Starr! I already confessed it was my fault!"

"That's why I'm going to make you get my coffee later..." Starr said with a pout, "As punishment for lying. Tell me, wait no, tell the audience, why you lied, Abigail." Abigail goes red.

"It doesn't matter....I mean....H-H-He probably just thought that when I shopping, it was a date...S-So...." Starr glares.

"Yeah, of course! I totally agree with you Abigail! NOT! Its about as right as I am a dork!"

"But, you ARE a dork, Starr...." Ross butts in.

"Shut up, Ross. You're in trouble. BIG trouble." Ross goes quiet.

"I-I don't have to listen to this."

"Oh, yes you do."

"Give me proof!"

"OK!~" Starr grins and take a chair to the wall. She stands on it and reaches for a camera that was in the corner. She takes it down and goes to her TV to plug it in.

"Alright class, movie time!~~~"

[Overlord Starr]

(Movie)

"I'm a little kitty in a tutu~ I love you! Can't you see?" Starr sings and dances around the room.

(Starr goes red and quickly fast forward
"Wow...So that's what you do in your free time" Ross mumbles.
"S-Shut up..." Starr stutters)

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!" She boomed, "I WAS TRYING TO TELL A DRAMATIC STORY WITH EVEN THE STORMY BACKGROUND!!!" A girl jumped back only to yell back at her.

"WELL I'M SORRY THAT YOU'RE TOO BUSY GETTING HIGH ON COFFEE THAT YOU DON'T CARE TO DO YOUR JOB AND HELP ME WITH MY PROBLEM!!" Starr jumped back.

"A-A-ABIGAIL!!! JUST BECAUSE I GET A LITTLE HYPER DOESN'T MEAN I'M-" She cut herself off, "Y-YOU MADE ME SPILL MY COFFEE!!!" Abigail jumped.

"Oh, I'm sorry." She said sarcastically, "Are you burned?"

Starr regrettably shook her head and Abigail laughed.

"JUST HURRY UP AND TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG SO THAT I CAN GET THE CAT OUT OF THE TREE ALREADY!!" Abigail jumped again. She asked Starr thousands of times to get her cat out of a tree since she was scared of heights.

("So?" Ross mumbles again.
"Just fricken shut up and listen!!!!" Starr shouts angrily.)

"Cheater? CHEATER?!?!" Abigail fumed, almost crying of anger, "YOU KISSED HER AND SAY I CHEATED?!?! ROSS, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A JERK!!"

Ross glared, "Only because you were in that tree with him!"

Starr stares, totally forgotten from behind the door, wishing she had donuts and her sleeping bag. Only romance mangas, anime, and books ever interested her when it came to love.

(End of movie)

[Overlord Starr]

"I don't get it....." Ross sighs.

"Should I show it again?"

"No. It was stupid..." Starr glares.

"Alright. I'll show you one more thing...." Starr press the movie on once more to show a quick clip.

"Wow...You speak from experience..."

"....." Starr sticks out her tongue happily before she continues.

"But, I can't climb, so....."

"What's your opinion of Ross?"

"Well, he's cu-"

Ross blinks again, "No sense...." He simply said in a strange 'no sense' matter.

Starr sighs and quotes them, "Ross said 'Only because you were in that tree with him!'. However, not only did I point out that Abigail can't climb, but she also said, 'But...I can't climb...so...' In other words, YOU FORGOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HEIGHT FREAK!!!"

"Y-you didn't have to put it so meanly..." Abigail says with a sigh.

"I don't care any more....I'm hungry...."

Ross was silent for a while, "Yes....I...I cheated...Abigail was too...too boring for me."

"I don't blame you-" Starr began only to be kicked in the leg by Abigail who was crying with fury.

"STARR!! THIS IS SERIOUS!!! ARREST HIM!!"

"Dude....You do know I have to go to court and stuff for that. Plus, its cheating...There's no law against it."

Starr was quiet for a while, but suddenly beamed, "OR WE COULD DRESS HIM UP AS A GIRL AND DRAG HIM INTO PUBLIC WHILE HE BUYS ME MY DOUGHNUTS!!!" Abigail laughs, seeing Starr try to cheer her up.

Ross goes pale, "Y-You can't do that..."

"Yes we-"

"Not me. I'm not touching him. Starr will." Starr glares angrily at her, but continues.

"Yes I can. Its not like I'm killing you anyways. Plus, pay back was going to come sooner or later."

"Can it be later?"

"Only if you want to kiss a dude while you pretend to be a girl, then we can do later."

Ross pauses.

"OH MY GOD!! ABIGAIL, HE'S ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT IT!!!" Starr shouts, Ross goes red.

"I-I'll do it now!!!" Starr goes all *w* on Ross, and drags him into a room. The rest is censored~~

So, Abigail and Starr laughed as they dragged him to the doughnut shop in a pink, frilly dress with ribbons in his hair and a sign taped to his back saying 'I'm a cheater. Please go out with me~'

Abigail and Ross became distant friends, but never became much closer after that.